(Note: For this week's entry in the year-long "Spohn Challence" I decided to go back to the writing exercise David Gerrold discussed on his Facebook page a few weeks back - only this time instead of a two-sentence horror story I thought I'd try my hand at a two-sentence SF tale. This one was inspired by a telecommunications ad that's currently airing on TV...)

Horton activated the "help" app on his cell phone and said, "Google, how do I get home?"

"You don't," the digitized voice responded coldly just before the phone exploded.