SOME OF US STILL DREAM OF JEANNIE
Posted by John Allen Small on Tuesday, May 28, 2013 Under: Pop Culture
A funny thing happened the other day while I was on the Internet checking up on the latest news.
I ran across a couple of articles telling of how 78-year-old actress Barbara Eden wowed the crowd in attendance at last Saturday's Life Ball in Vienna, Austria, by showing up dressed in the iconic pink harem costume she wore in the 1960s television series I Dream of Jeannie.
Joined onstage by former President Bill Clinton, Eden addressed the crowd and atone point even performed the classic "Jeannie" move: a fold of the arms, a nod of her head and a double blink. Nothing appeared magically out of thin air but the serious nostalgia her appearance inspired seemed to constitute a form of time travel among fans who were there attending the annual charity event, which raise money for promoting HIV-AIDS awareness.
Even a brief, cursory glimpse at the photos which accompanied these articles was more than enough to make one understand what all the fuss was about. Even after all these years, Jeannie is still dream-inspiring.
And I couldn't help seeing that as just a trifle troubling from a personal standpoint.
Bear with me while I try to explain.
As it did for so many others of my generation - those of us who came into the world during the tail end of the Baby Boomer era, just before the start of that blurry period some call Generation X - TV played a very important role in my childhood and adolescence. Especially adolescence, because it was television which first clued me and most of my friends in on the fact that the opposite sex wasn't necessarily synonymous with cooties, after all.
My personal rites of passage through that supposedly traumatic time of life (which really wasn't as bad as some would have us believe, now that I have the benefit of roughly 35 years of hindsight) just happened to coincide with an interesting period in the history of television. There were times when I looked upon that little 12-inch Panasonic in my parents living room as my own personal harem.
Every afternoon after school, for example, Channel 32 in Chicago (it's part of the Fox Network now, but it was strictly independent - and a whole lot more fun to watch - in those days) would show old reruns of the 1960s Batman series. This had already been one of my favorite shows for years; but one afternoon right around my 12th birthday, an interesting thing happened.
Yvonne Craig appeared on screen in her Batgirl costume. She'd done so many times before, but for some reason this particular afternoon I noticed something different.
I noticed she was a girl.
No, strike that... I noticed she was a woman. BIG difference.
I'll say there was!
It was right around this same time that I Dream Of Jeannie ceased being just another sitcom for me. To be fair, it never really had been just another sitcom; it was, for lack of a better word, a fantasy. It's just that the type of fantasy it represented in my mind changed somewhat during this period.
Understand that I Dream Of Jeannie hadn't been in production for a number of years by this point. It, too, was relegated to mid-afternoon rerun status on independent TV stations. As far as "contemporary" television was concerned, this was the era of Charlie's Angels and Wonder Woman.
But while my buddies at school were mooning over Farrah Fawcett's hair and Lynda Carter's costume, I was deep in the throes of a full-fledged crush on Barbara Eden.
Well, she was just so darned cute in that little harem outfit of hers. Those classmates I mentioned before thought I was nuts, and maybe I was, but to me that little pink ensemble was a lot sexier than those full-nudity centerfolds some of them were sneaking to school in their math books.
I knew right then and there that I wanted my future wife, whoever she might turn out to be, to wear a costume exactly like that on our wedding night.
She didn't, of course, but that's a story for another time...
But it wasn't just the costume. It was Barbara herself. Even in ordinary everyday clothes, she was one good-looking lady. Of course, she was also a pretty fair actress, and the realization of that basic truth made me feel just a little less guilty bout the way I'd ogle her whenever she appeared on my TV screen.
Then I saw those aforementioned articles about last week’s Life Ball, each of which seemed to go out of their way to mention Barbara Eden's age. And I've got to admit, something just seems wrong with the idea that she is 78.
Part of it has to do with my own advancing years. The fact that Barbara Eden is with spitting distance of 80 serves as a reminder that I'm rapidly closing in on old age myself. That's a realization I'd been trying to ignore, thank you very much.
But that's just part of it. And I'm trying to think of a way to delicately state the rest of it...
Right or wrong, I tend to feel a lot more guilty for oogling Barbara Eden nowadays than I ever did as a teenager. This has less to do with my advancing age than it does with hers.
I know that, to some people, this is probably going to sound sexist or age-ist or some other kind of "ist" they haven't dreamed up a name for yet. But I have problems with the fact that Barbara Eden - who was already old enough to be my mother when she made the series in the first place - is now old enough to be a great-grandmother. Even at my age, it doesn't seem right for a guy to be oogling a great-grandmother.
But she doesn't look like a great-grandmother, darn it! I mean, yes, obviously she looks older now than she did then. But she looks darn good for her age, and that's what doesn't seem right. Maybe if she LOOKED like a great-grandmother, I could accept her as being (gasp!) a senior citizen.
My own great-grandmother, sweet lady that she was, didn't look a thing like Barbara Eden. She looked like a great-grandmother. Which in retrospect is just fine by me, really, because I simply can't imagine having Barbara Eden for a great-grandmother.
For one thing, I bet she's not half the cook my great-grandmother was.
For another thing...
Well, never mind.
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John A. Small is an award-winning newspaper journalist, columnist and broadcaster whose work has been honored by the Oklahoma Press Association, the Society of Professional Journalists, the Associated Press, the National Newspaper Association, and the Oklahoma Education Association. He and his wife Melissa were married in 1986; they have two sons, Joshua Orrin (born 1991) and William Ian (born 1996).
Mr. Small is the News Editor and columnist for the Johnston County Capital-Democrat, a weekly newspaper headquartered in Tishomingo, OK. He obtained his nickname, "Bard of the Lesser Boulevards," from a journalism colleague - the late Phil Byrum - in recognition of the success of his popular newspaper column, "Small Talk." (In addition to the many awards the column itself has received over the years, a radio version of "Small Talk" earned an award for "Best Small Market Commentary" from the Society of Professional Journalists in 1998.)
John was born in Oklahoma City in 1963; lived in the Bradley-Bourbonnais-Kankakee area of Illinois for most of the next 28 years (with brief sojourns in Texas and Athens, Greece, thrown in to break up the monotony); then returned to his native state in 1991, where he currently resides in the Tishomingo/Ravia area. He graduated from Bradley-Bourbonnais Community High School in 1981, and received his bachelor's degree in journalism from Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais in 1991. The years between high school and college were a period frought with numerous exploits and misadventures, some of which have become the stuff of legend; nobody was hurt along the way, however, which should count for something.
In addition to his professional career as a journalist he has published two short story collections: "Days Gone By: Legends And Tales Of Sipokni West" (2007), a collection of western stories; and "Something In The Air" (2011), a more eclectic collection. He was also a contributor to the 2005 Locus Award-nominated science fiction anthology "Myths For The Modern Age: Philip Jose Farmer's Wold Newton Universe," edited by Win Scott Eckert. In additon he has written a stage play and a self-published cookbook; served as project editor for a book about the JFK assassination entitled "The Men On The Sixth Floor"; and has either published or posted on the Internet a number of essays, stories and poems.
He has also won writing awards from the Veterans of Foreign Wars and the National Library of Poetry. He is a past president of the Johnston County Chamber of Commerce in Tishomingo; was a charter member and past president of the Johnston County Reading Council, the local literacy advocacy and "friends of the library" organization; served as Johnston County's first-ever Americans with Disabilities Act coordinator in 1994-95; served two terms as chairman of the Johnston County (OK) Democratic Party; and has taught journalism classes for local Boy Scout Merit Badge Fairs. He is a member of the New Wold Newton Meteorics Society.